your favourite session wrestler
You want this session to be “semi-competitive”? Okay, keep telling yourself that.
If at first you don’t succeed, don’t make a bloody fool of yourself.
Don’t even try.
This is my good angle. I joke, because I have no bad angles.
They say I’m a badass. Agree?
I apologize in advance for the awful things I am going to do.
Spoiler alert: he’s gonna lose. Everyone always loses to Sheena.
You be nice and respectful or I’ll flip your OFF switch.
I hate to lose. I still remember the time that happened.