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Whoa! Will you look at those freaky muscles!
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Take deep breaths. It’ll all be over soon.
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Don’t cry, little guy. You can’t win them all. In fact, when you challenge me you can’t win anything.
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Come on! Try hard. Fighting back makes the beating last longer.
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Come on, let’s go another round. If you want to run, I’ll give you a 10 second head start.
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You’re no challenge. I expected you to be a wrestler, not a crash test dummy!
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You want this session to be “semi-competitive”? Okay, keep telling yourself that.
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If at first you don’t succeed, don’t make a bloody fool of yourself.
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Don’t even try.
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Pfft. Amateurs.
Sheena
your favourite session wrestler
