Portfolio Category: Photos

“You’d better quit now, Bob. On the count of three I’m going to give it all I’ve got.” “My name is Doug!” “One, two, THREE!”

... and then he saw stars and little birds circle his head going tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet.

You think you can beat me? Here’s my advice. Hire a martial arts trainer. But first, hire a therapist.

I am considering starting a web seminar about how to stuff a hot bikini. Would you subscribe?