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Dear clients, I appreciate the poetic compliment when you tell me you would drink my bath water. Under the right circumstances, heck, it can be arranged.

Come on, keep trying. Oh, you are trying? Really?

Sheena: “How about two out of three?” Tommy (gulps): “That might not be such a good idea.”

When I conquer you, you must respectfully call me “your royal thighness.”